MILK MACHINE
Jethro's cousin, Billy Bob the farmer, ordered a high-tech milking
machine. Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he
decided to test it on himself first. So, he inserted his pecker into the
equipment, turned the switch on and everything else was automatic.
Soon, he realized that the equipment provided him with as much pleasure
as his wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that
he couldn't remove the instrument from his pecker. He read the manual
but didn't find any useful information. He tried every button on the
instrument, but still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to
call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line.
"Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will
release automatically once it's collected two gallons." |
