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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command

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To: Ann Corrigan who started this subject8/17/2004 3:16:41 PM
From: Bob  Read Replies (1) of 27181
 
a little humor:

New Car

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next
day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio
worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated.

"Watch this!" he said.... "Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he continued.... and "On The Road Again"
came from the speakers.

The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful
classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one
of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her
new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them.

"ASS HOLES!" she yelled.......

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie
Chicks, Jane Fonda and Michael Moore.
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