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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH

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To: redfish who wrote (605284)8/18/2004 10:23:58 AM
From: Andrew N. Cothran  Read Replies (1) of 769670
 
Bush To Steal Attention From Dems By Riding Mountain Bike While Eating Pretzels

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President Bush plans to ride his mountain bike while eating pretzels at his ranch in Texas as the Democrats hold their convention in Boston. A large number of TV crews will cover the president’s activity in the event of an accident involving a spill and/or choking.

Bush denies that he’s deliberately trying to steal coverage away from the Democratic Convention. “These are just heartland activities that an American president from the heartland who does not fear danger does when relaxing in the heartland of America,” Bush said.

A reporter at the ranch claims to have spotted presidential advisor Karl Rove loosening some of the spokes of Bush’s bicycle. An anonymous White House source noted that while the president will wear cycling equipment and a medical team will be on hand to ensure his safety, any footage of Bush careening off his bike would dominate television news coverage. “There’d be a lot more visual interest in that than any of the blowhards at the Democrat’s podium,” the source said.


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