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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (440)	8/22/2004 8:57:49 PM
From: ManyMoose	of 1755

The old sergeant who told it to me did not have to worry about NW, so his formula was TP = ND x NM x(DP x WD x SW)/ SF x (NS x RC). He said it was pretty close. That BETTER be a joke or you're in serious trouble! :-) I might have told this joke before, but I don't think on this thread: Two Kentuckians were trying to get a mule in the barn. Every time the mule's ears hit the doorjamb, the mule dug in and refused to go in. The first Kentuckian got a saw out of his toolbox and proceeded to cut two notches out of the top of the doorjamb for the mule's ears. The second Kentuckian says: "You dumby! Why don't you just get a shovel and dig a little trench for his legs in the dirt ?" The first Kentuckian says: "Shows how much you know! It's his ears that are too long, not his legs."

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