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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread
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To: Jagfan who wrote (447)8/24/2004 9:49:30 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Read Replies (1) of 1755
 
Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
What a crook sees with.

Control \kon-trol'\:
A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers:
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \i-klips'\:
What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
a clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
what a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\:
What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty \mis'-tee\:
How golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-u-doks\:
two physicians.

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
a helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:
what penguins see with.

Primate \pri'-mat\:
removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief \ree-leef'\:
what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck \rub'-er-nek\:
what you do to relax your wife.

Selfish \sel'-fish\:
what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued \sub-dood'\:
a guy, that works on one of those submarines.

Sudafed \sood'-a-fed\:
bringing litigation against a government official
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