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Pastimes : The Non-Political Joke Thread
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To: ManyMoose who wrote (457)8/25/2004 12:54:24 PM
From: Lady Lurksalot  Read Replies (1) of 1755
 
Stupid Questions asked at various National Parks:

"What is your best parking area?" Visitor at Zion National Park
"Where's the road to the summit?" Visitor at Mount Rainier National Park
"Don't you think the polluted sky makes a much prettier sunset?" Visitor at Indiana Dunes National Lakeshore

Grand Canyon National Park:
"Why did the Indians only build ruins?"
"Was this man-made?"
"Do you light it up at night?"
"I bought tickets for the elevator to the bottom--where is it?"
"Is the mule train air-conditioned?"
"So where are the faces of the presidents?"

Everglades National Park:
"Are the alligators real?"
"Are the baby alligators for sale?"
"Where are all the rides?"

Mesa Verde National Park:
"Did people build this, or did Indians?"
"Why did they build the ruins so close to the road?"
"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?"
"What did they worship in the kivas--their own made-up religion?"
"Why did the Indians decide to live in Colorado?"

Carlsbad Caverns National Park:
"How much of the cave is underground?"
"So what's in the unexplored part of the cave?"
"Does it ever rain in here?"
"How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?"
"So what is this--just a hole in the ground?"

Yosemite National Park:
"Where are the cages for the animals?"
"What time of year do you turn on Yosemite Falls?"
"What happened to the other half of Half Dome?"

Denali National Park:
"What time do they let the animals out in the park?"
"Can you show me where yeti lives?"
"How often do you mow the tundra?"
"How much does Mount McKinley weigh?"

Yellowstone National Park:
"Does Old Faithful erupt at night?"
"We had no trouble finding the park entrances, but where are the exits?"

<Yet another California grub, and it's usually silent>
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