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To: Lazarus_Long who started this subject	8/25/2004 1:50:50 PM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) of 1755

THE PEARL An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the waves, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck. There was an oyster in the crack of her butt and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 . please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

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