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To: Hedge who wrote (15)	8/25/1997 8:33:00 PM
From: Bill Wexler	of 53

Despite the fact that Hsu is a crook, I think we should show the guy a little compassion and offer advice which will make his stay in prison a bit more tolerable. Dear Jerry: 1) If someone comes up to you and asks you to "toss his salad" I strongly suggest you don't take him up on the offer, 'cause he ain't talking about croutons and ranch dressing. 2) When you buy fruits from the commissary, you can keep them fresh much longer by wrapping them in plastic and storing them in the toilet water. 3) If you're going to hide drugs, make sure to push them as far as you can up your rectum (after spending a few weeks with the new friends you'll make in prison, this will get easier and easier). During strip searches, the guards will usually make you "spread the cheeks", but will rarely poke a gloved finger up there. 4) Many prisoners run successful scams right from the prison phones. Here's a chance for you to use the unique skills you acquired bilking investors out of their money. prisonzone.com Goodbye Jerry. Love, Bill

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