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Politics : Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Kerry

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To: SiouxPal who wrote (46033)9/1/2004 8:18:38 PM
From: SiouxPalRead Replies (2) of 81568
 
OK here is a re-write of my horrible humor about the Bushies.

The Original
I liked the part of Laura's speech where she said...
"I have been through the hard times with my husband, when I had to hold his head over the toilet, had to make his cocaine lines straight, cleanse the smell of cheap sluts from his face, and had to raise my 2 girls to learn to drink underage and hold their heads over the potty like their dad. My husband fooled you all once, and Karl and I have every hope that you will suck it again for our dynasty. I also thank Arnold for the special gift he gave me backstage in my dressing room."

Now the re-write to be politically correct...

Laura Bush spoke tonight. She's an angel, and has never killed a man while driving. Her husband found Jesus a while back when his daddy told him to, and George Bush has never done cocaine or been a drunkard ever. Her husband has never had sex with married women because he is too heavenly for such things.
She spoke of how her daughters would follow in her footsteps.
Laura does not like or enjoy Arnold at all. She only has eyes for George.

Is that better?
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