Yup, rightists unite. Make sure to repeat the lies, distortions, and smoke screen attacks. You need to do everything you can to cover up Bush's pathetic record of failure.
Getting Zell Miller to tell your lies was brilliant. Sure, he lied about Kerry's record on defense, overlooked the fact that Cheney opposed the same weapons systems, and claimed that Kerry would seek approval of the UN before defending us, which is the complete opposite of what he really said. But don't let a good story get in the way of the truth, right? :)
But, for heaven's sake, no one mention OBL. From now until the election, just call him "He Who Cannot be Mentioned". Otherwise, the utter failure of Bush's war on terrorism becomes so crystal clear.
And make sure to send that money to the Lying Swifty O'Neill. Karl Rove will send you an autographed picture of him sunbathing on a beach while Kerry fought in Vietnam. |
