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To: The Philosopher who wrote (15445)	9/5/2004 8:08:34 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) of 90947

Maybe I can help. :-) It was so cold last winter... How cold was it? ...I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets. Q. What does a lawyer have in common with a sperm? A. Both have a one in 3 million chance of actually becoming a human being! An attractive woman found herself alone in the elevator with a lawyer. "I could push this red button, get down on my knees and give you the best blow job of your life," she purred. He thought a minute and said, "I'm sure you could - but what's in it for me?" An experienced editor tried to explain the newspaper business to a cub reporter: "You can't sell any papers with a 'Dog Bites Man' story, but 'Client Runs Off With Attorney's Funds' -- why, that would sell out a special edition." There's a true story about a convicted con man who was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which the judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite."

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