IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
I would think about the nation,
Instead of masturbation,
Or drinking booze again,
Oh my head I’d be scratchin’
While Iraq plans I’d be hatchin’
If I only had a brain
I’d see voodoo economics,
Is best left to the comics,
My tax cuts are a joke,
I’d show Cheney much derision,
To his strings I’d make incisions,
If I only had some coke..I mean brain
Oh I could tell you why,
That two and two make four,
I would finally kick Don Rumsfeld out the door
Then I’d sit -- and think some more
I would change to pro-abortion,
Make the rich pay their fair portion,
Show our allies less distain,
I’d push universal healthcare,
‘Stead of backing corporate welfare,
If I only had a brain
Oh I could tell you why,
That two and two make four,
I would finally kick Don Rumsfeld out the door
Then I’d sit -- and think some more
I’d fire Wolfowitz and Condi,
They more stupid than a blondie,
In Iraq we’re down a drain,
I‘d realized we‘d forgotten,
To find real bad guys like bin Laden,
If I only had a brain
I‘d back marriages my fairies,
Wipe away my dingleberries,
If I only had a brain |
