The MAKING OF THE PRESIDENT: 2004...
TURNOUT DAY: November 2, 2004-Democrat Style:::
AW RAHTTTT!!! Y’ALL LISTEN UP NOW!!!
Y’all goin out in dis van to de pee-sinks to vote fo DA MAN, Ralphs Terry. He goin beat dat RACIST Bush!
Y’all climb into dis van. Dat rump-ranger up front, he goin take yo out to a bunch of pee-sinks an you goin vote fo mah MAN , Ralphs Terry, many times yo KIN.
DO YOU HEAH DA WORDZ DATS COMIN’ OUT O MAH MOUF? RALPHS TERRY!!
Now ya’ll keep yo EYES on dat rump-ranger and make sure he keep BOTH HANDS on dat wheel. Yo don’t need DAT TROUBLE, so yo keep yo EYEZ on him-ya KNOW what AH’M talkin’ bout? …Dats right.
And when yo gits to da pee-sinks, don’t take no LIP from NOBODY! Anybody give yo any grief, yo jest dial #1 on dis cell phone. I gits dat call, I drops 50 HYMIES fum choppers on dat pee-sink. Dey got paper fum a JUDGE, and dey walk you in to vote fo MAH MAN, Ralphs Terry.
Yo gets through dis pee-sink list yo come right back heah. I gotz a carton o KOOLS fo anybody make it back heah.
Y’ll kin call me PAUL, an I takes CARE O Y’ALL!
RALPHS TERRY goin be DA PREZ-DENT! YO!!!! |
