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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction
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To: Rainy_Day_Woman who wrote (17359)9/22/2004 4:50:22 PM
From: Augustus Gloop  Read Replies (1) of 90947
 
The Ter RAY sa Kerry song

Now listen my ladies a story you'll hear,
A song I will sing you, 'twill fill you with fear.
A charming young maiden was wed in the fall,
She married a man who had no balls at all.

CHORUS:

No balls at all, no balls at all,
She married a man who had no balls at all.

The night of the wedding she leaped into bed.
Her breasts were a-heaving; her legs were well spread.
She reached for his roger; his roger was small.
She reached for his balls; he had no balls at all.

Chorus

`Oh mother, oh mother, oh, what shall I do?
I've married a man who's unable to screw.
For many long years, I've avoided the call,
Now I've married a man who has no balls at all.''

Chorus

`Oh daughter, oh daughter, now don't feel so sad;
I had the same trouble with your dear old dad
There are lots of young men who will answer the call
Of the wife of a man who has no balls at all.''

Chorus

Now the daughter, she followed her mother's advice,
And she found the proceedings exceedingly nice,
And a bouncing young baby was born in the Fall
To the wife of the man who had no balls at all.
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