I ask you if you thought junior was funny when he did his skit about hunting for WMD's in the oval office. I see nothing wrong with asking you if you think something is funny since you continually give your opinion on what you think is funny and what is not. Well except when someone asks you about junior's humor of course.
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Bush Calls John Kerry "Big Brother"
Written by KDAnteater
George W. Bush sends police to shut Kerry supporters up.
President George W. Bush has accused John Kerry of promoting big government in America. “Big government is a threat to Democracy, unless it can assure me victory in November,” said President Bush.
“The only thing that should be big in America is corporate profits,” said President Bush.” I say screw having big hearts.” The St. Cloud crowd in Minnesota applauded, but only because they signed the loyalty oath on the way into the auditorium. “I’m the Tax-Cut & Spend Conservative,” said Bush.”
Spending towards subsidies and education has increased since Bush stole office in 2000. In fact, federal spending is increasing at its fastest rate in thirty years under Bush. We were able to ask Bush what he thought of this.
“So what if government spending has increased during my term in office. First of all, that’s Clinton’s fault. Second, I am using the money to give the government less power,” said Dubya. “I may not have vetoed a single bill while in office, but trust me, these bills are limiting my power.”
We asked Donald Rumsfeld if he believed that the president alone should decide if a nation should lie to its people in order to fight a war.
“If the president sends his nation into war because of corporate interests and profit, that is not big government, because the president decides, and the president is always right,” said Secretary Rumsfeld.
“If hiding all of my controversial records means that I am for Big Government, then this administration is for a Big Brother State,” said Vice President Cheney. When Cheney realized he was talking about his own records, he said he mistook his documents for those of George Tenet.
Attorney General Ashcroft was asked by Daily Show anchor John Stewart, “If the Patriot Act limits freedoms and gives government more power, then how is the act an example of having smaller government?”
“Wire tapping phones and silencing protestors has nothing to do with big government,” says Bush, “they are both essential to fight the war on terrorism, a war the government has spent very little money on. Another example of how we are promoting small government,” says John Ashcroft.
“Maybe if I make people think that John Kerry wants big government, they will ignore my small brain,” thought the President. “John Kerry is Big Brother. I mean, look at him, he must be 6’4’’ or something!”
Not to be outdone by a Democrat, John Ashcroft corrected President George Bush's thoughts. “I am Big Brother when I’m in platforms, and when I intentionally misinterpreted the law to benefit this administration’s agenda.”
Bush later admitted that he does like the idea of big government, saying, “Heck, a dictatorship would be a lot easier to manage.” |
