A gay man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was Kerry already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at him and replied, "S-H-I-T."
He looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. The gay guy again answered, "S-H-I-T."
Kerry was trying to keep it friendly, so he smiled his biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to him and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated Kerry finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means
Thank Goodness It's Friday. Get it, duuhhh?"
The gay man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday.'"
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