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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command
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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (12608)9/26/2004 1:48:10 AM
From: Captain Jack  Read Replies (1) of 27181
 
The plane is on its way to Houston when John Kerry in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches him do this and asks to see his ticket. She then tells Kerry that he paid for Economy and that he will have to sit in the back.
Kerry replies: "I'm John Kerry-Heinz, I'm going to Houston and
I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant goes to the cockpit and tells the Captain and Copilot that John Kery sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and he won't move back to his seat.
The Copilot goes back to Kerry and tries to explain that because he only paid for Economy he will have to leave First Class and return to his seat.
Kerry replies, "I'm John Kerry, I'm going to Houston." The
Copilot returns to the cockpit and tells the Captain that he should have the police and a shrink waiting when they land to arrest Kerry as he won't listen to reason.
The Captain says, "You say it's John Kerry? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde, I speak the language of blondes."
He goes back to Kerry, whispers in his ear, and he says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and he gets up and moves back to his seat in the Economy section.
The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make him move without any fuss.
I told him, "Mr Kerry,First Class isn't going to Houston."
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