Jeffy would probably score in the single digits.
Huh?
Now let's take a look at that. Remember this is a guy who likes to kill people and et them.
I'll show you waht I think his answers would be
01 A friend indicates you have something at the corner of your mouth. What is it?
Toothpaste
Kellog's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
Blood <=================================<
Foam
02 Which of your old childhood habits do you still secretly indulge in?
Taking the prize out of the box before eating the cereal.
Playing with Barbies / Action men
Wetting the bed
Chronic public masturbation
Killing small animals and licking their bones <===========<
03 Which dream do you have more often?
The naked at school or work dream
The falling dream
The flying dream
The deviant sexual dream
The deviant sexual dream involving a parent, a large glove, and some plum sauce <===================<
04 Finish this sentence: They'll all be sorry when I'm…
In a coma
Dead
Armed <=====================<
05 Which of the following are you most afraid of?
Intimacy <=================<
Door handles
A hair on enamel
Tomatoes
George W. Bush
06 What are you most addicted to?
Booze
Fags
Fruit machines
Crack
The Daily Mail
Hitchhikers <======================<
07 Look at this picture. [rorsach] What do you see?
Butterfly
Two pigs dancing
The swirling vortex at the centre of the universe
Sex <====================<
08 How many times a day do you wash your hands?
Never <=========================<
Once
2-3 times
20000 times
09 The current object of your desire has just said something mildly amusing. How long do you laugh?
About a minute
I don't laugh at all <========================<
An hour, with my head back and jaw unhinged, so everyone can see my fish-like gullet
10 If you were an evil genius and you had to kill James Bond, which method would you use?
Booby-trapped exploding zeppelin
Underwater knife fight
Booby-trapped exploding Pussy Galore
Disembowel him with a spade, then gather his steaming intestinal ropes and knit yourself a jersey <-------------<
A gun
11 You're in a meeting that you should've prepared for but didn't. Your boss asks a question you can't answer. What do you do?
Talk for as long as you can, using as many buzzwords as possible
Say "I don't know", go red, and feel everyone's eyes on you
Make silly jokes until everyone laughs at the "office flake"
Smother the guy next to you with your notepad, pick-up the water cooler, throw it out the window and run to freedom <-------<
12 Are you Jesus? (be honest)
Yes <-----<
No
13 True / False bonus round
Lagging? Pick up some extra crazy points here
I sometimes hear voices
I often hear voices telling me that they hear voices
I have participated in a 12-step recovery programme
Cutting is a good release mechanism for anger <---------------<
It is comforting to rock backwards and forwards and mutter when sitting on a bus
The internet is my best friend
I like Jamie Theakston
That'll get you 230. Not as good as MY score :-), but still not bad. Here's what they say:
Oh, how you'd love to be crazy. You have a well-thumbed copy of Prozac Nation on your bedside table. Sometimes you concentrate really hard, trying to hear voices. You can't. You're in therapy, but you don't need it. Give it up. You just look silly sitting in the waiting room, faking panic attacks. You're not fooling anyone. The real crazy people laugh at you when you leave.
Being laughed drove him totally berserk!
"And you're still a hick!"
Could be. I do hail from MissourAH. Same as SI Bob. <g>
So Bob's a hick. Tell me something I didn't know. :-) |
