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Politics : Proof that John Kerry is Unfit for Command
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To: Ann Corrigan who wrote (16208)10/6/2004 5:57:50 PM
From: Peter Dierks  Read Replies (1) of 27181
 
This just in. More shrapnel found in Kerry's body.

For immediate release:

Doctors have found additional evidence of Presidential Wannabe's heroism. Gold shrapnel was found under John Forbes Kerry's fingernails during routine X-Ray. The shrapnel believed to have come from Vietcong manicure tool. Perhaps further evidence that Kerry is a hero. Kerry is believed to have bravely executed a psy-opps mission into Cambodia. On Christmas Eve 1969, he snuck in and stole gifts from under Vietcong Christmas tree. Demoralized Vietcong officers woke up without gifts. Because of the secret nature of the mission, it has gone previously unreported.
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