"....Aw now, ...Poopsy.... ...When my breath isn't flavored by Pepsodent or Scope, it may occasionally bear a light whiff of premium single malt scotch, a hearty Ale, or some fine Merlot that accompanied an excellent dinner..... ..No doggie-breath here, Sport.
Unlike your pseudoHero, LURCH, I don't have to lick any rich-(w)itch Gigolo muff, or my personal parts - like some mangy-arse, Kennedy-pimped, yellow Demoncrat dog. We also have comforatable and modern indoor bathing facilities here in Iowa, as opposed to the cold, austere crappers offered by the elitist snobs on Knob Hill..........
John :-)
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