John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the corner with a box. Curious he runs over to Hannah and says, "What's in the box, little lady?"
Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democrats," says Hannah.
"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.
A couple of days later, John Kerry is running with his buddy Ted Kennedy (and Al Sharpton . . . ) and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead. Sen. Kerry says to Ted, "You gotta check this out, and they both jog over to Hannah.
Sen. Kerry says, "Look in the box, Ted, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Teddy what kind of kittens they are." Hannah replies, "They're Republicans."
"Whoa!" John Kerry exclaims in total surprise. "I came by here the other day and you told me they were Democrats. What changed?"
Hannah explained pointing into the box, "Their eyes are open." |
