Final Rat Poll
Kerry 52%, Shrub 44-42 %, GDI and NV 4-6%.
Kerry 357 EV, Shrub da rest, with a qualification; GDI/NV, possibly one, depending on that one lone renegade in WVa.
Largest turnout in the last 50 years.
1118 pollsters, 93,189 respondents. (More pollsters than most polls have respondents)
We have continued to refine our results and modify our sample population as the election approaches.
In addition to have a staff of 500 Knights of the Road and the Rail and 500 swabbies and pirates, we have tried to address deficiencies in other polls. In an attempt to get the under-80-cell-phone-only-hopped-up-youth-of-any-age voter, we have added 100 roadies, from all genre of music.In the last week, we have also tried to poll the Bill O'Reilly crowd by adding 15 ladies of the night and three falafel stand owners.
Now that the last one has reported in, it is time to crunch the numbers, or smoke them, as we say here, and analyze the data. However, as my colleague Zogby, and others, like to point out, it takes a lot of guts when you put your name on the poll and your reputation on da lion,even after a cosmic hat trick.
I prefer weasel, chickenhawk,beaver,and fox. I've tried some of those ubiquitous left-leaning fighting doves Clelandra kerryii), but they are hard to work with. I like to work hard. It is hard work to work hard, and I like to be good, so I do good hard work to work hard. But, not that kind of work.
I find that they are generally so scarred up that they are hard to dissect. Sometimes parts of their guts are missing; sometimes scarred.Also, oddly enuf, sometimes their hearts are stained a purple color.
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