" 'I find it interesting that the immediate first response of the reds is to fight; Civil War, Revolution, Nuke, whatever.'
The first response would be a declaration of a state of insurrection by the POTUS and an order for US troops to occupy key points in the state. Then you get to decide what comes next."
And the Lord God spoke unto the hippies, and said, "Go thou forth to the city, and sit thine butts on the ground in front of thine enemy, who will smite you tooth and nail with a shroom cloud. But fear not, for the rest of my nations will smite thine oppressor with mine own shrooms, whilest thine Red oppressor will fire in turn his shooms, until the world is consumed in the fire they desire, for to ascend on to me. But when the fire is out, they will be consigned to the eternal fires, whilest you, mine own chosen hippies, all 144 thou of you, will be wafted to Antarctica B4 immolation, and live happily ever after, as mine chosen bearers of the truth. Live there, and claim those resource I placed there for you, under the ice, back when the world was young. Yea, verily, pax vobiscum, my hippies." |
