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Remember that? That didn't happen to a bunch of Blue Nyawkahs. That happened to the United States of America and the whole nation felt it and gave and tried to help out.
And the Lord God spoke unto the hippies, and said, "Go thou forth to the city, and sit thine butts on the ground in front of thine enemy, who will smite you tooth and nail with a shroom cloud. But fear not, for the rest of my nations will smite thine oppressor with mine own shrooms, whilest thine Red oppressor will fire in turn his shooms, until the world is consumed in the fire they desire, for to ascend on to me. But when the fire is out, they will be consigned to the eternal fires, whilest you, mine own chosen hippies, all 144 thou of you, will be wafted to Antarctica B4 immolation, and live happily ever after, as mine chosen bearers of the truth. Live there, and claim those resource I placed there for you, under the ice, back when the world was young. Yea, verily, pax vobiscum, my hippies."
Fire melts ice, boy. And don't you forget it! :-) |
