"I find it interesting how threatening the reds find the notion of secession."
Me too. Maybe they just want to keep their dawg around to kick it.
I've been thinking about divorce. Maybe we aren't married. Maybe us old Blues have an evil red Siamese twin, joined at the tailbones. Red wants to go one way, we want to go the other.
It was cool when we were kids. We could sit in the sandbox and play with our backs to each other. Then, we were teenagers. Still OK, cuz we could play Ninetendo, back to back, with the sets we bought for our unemployed lazy bro.. Now, we are young adults. Hormones are flowing. We have noticed girls. Evil twin Red wants to go after that biker chick. We want to go pay attention to that nice little hippie chick with the flower garland. We each want to be alone with our gal, tho. Can't do that if we stay attached, so get the surgeons to pry us apart, and pursue the gals of our dreams. Go luck to you, good luck to me, let's go play. We'll pay for the operation, cuz Red doesn't have the money. We'll pay for Red's first date, too. Then, he can get a job.
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