So that's why I'm asking for your vote in 2008, America. I'm talking to you, you ignorant, slack-jawed yokels, you bible-thumping, inbred drones, you redneck, racist, chest-thumping, perennially duped grade-school grads.
Vote for me, because I know better, and I truly believe that I can help your smug, sorry asses. Vote Felber in '08! Thank you, and may God, if he does in fact exist, bless each and every one of you.
What an imbecile, he needs to read" How to Win Friends and Influence People."
These people don't have a clue....
So who would protect their blue country ? Not the red people, you know the ones who ride the short bus to school. |
