These are the facts sir.. Just the facts...
About VOTING:
>While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
>which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
>waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
>the North?" When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises
>in the East (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I
>don't keep up with that stuff."
>
>And then she voted.
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>I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day
>I got a call from an InDUHvidual who asked what hours the call center
>was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
>a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
>the
>call quickly, I said, "Pacific.."
>And then he voted.
>
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>So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we
>overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
>she
>got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
>"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
>
>And then she voted.
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>
>I was in a high school advanced physics class and the teacher was
>talking about a new military weapon that uses sonic waves on the
>battlefield
>to burst enemy soldier's chests. One InDUHvidual in the class spoke up and
>said, "Well that's stupid! Why don't they just
>wear headphones?"
>
>And a few years later, she voted.
>
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>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a
>seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
>
>And then she voted.
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>My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier
>multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>
>And then they all voted.
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>I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we saw a woman walk by us with
>a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
>the
>chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
>I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same
>distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
>
>And then she voted
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>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
>lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
>She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals
>and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
>
>And then she voted.
>
>God save America
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