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To: Bucky Katt who wrote (1269)11/24/2004 3:16:44 PM
From: Skywatcher   of 1338
 
A young man named Bucky received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and a terrible vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. Bucky tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to do to clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, Bucky was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. Bucky shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and more rude. Bucky, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, Bucky quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Bucky's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

Bucky was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
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