I presume you are one of the "few" on SI who are "searching for new knowledge" and "open to new ideas." It is an honor to be addressing you. I humbly present the following, passed on to me without attribution as to source. I found it an interesting commentary on our stupid president. Of course, I don't consider myself capable of judging its true worth, and so I pass it along to you where it might do more good.
1. Our "stupid" President not only won re-election with a huge popular and electoral vote, but in the process, not only defeated the liberals, but severely disrupted them, to the extent that half of them are lamely trying to spin the results, in total denial; and the other half, more responsible, are looking inward, in an effort to learn where they went wrong (they need to look way, way back in history to learn that--think of all their failed social programs--and then also look more closely at just what kind of solid people really populate this country--did everyone see the "county map"?). Can anyone else envision Barbara Striesand spending the night in a Comfort in in Arkansas?
2. Our "stupid" President wasted no time after re-election in setting forth our military in Iraq to clean up Fallujah and Mosul, with more pockets of terrorist resistance to come. Recent discoveries indicate exactly what a haven and hotbed Fallujah was for attacks on our troops, torture, and vicious killings of innocents.
3. Our "stupid" President now has Iran on the defense, worrying about whether it might be next, as a member of the "Axis of Evil." He's clear in statements that he's not taking their peaceful disclaimers at face value. They know it, and they should.
4. Our "stupid" President now has North Korea on the defense, wondering whether it might be next, as a member of the "Axis of Evil." Right now, no one knows for sure what has happened to the country's insane leader, who was betting on Kerry to win the election and negotiate.
5. Our "stupid" President now has an opportunity to reach some kind of peace in the Israel-Palestine conflict, now that the despicable Nobel Peace Prize winner is dead (What? No virgins? Hey! Wait! Damn!). He has selected as his Secretary of State the woman the Israelis have historically preferred to deal with, rather than Colin Powell, who, despite his tremendous record of accomplishment, was never taken very seriously over there--they do have a very good intelligence service...). As an insight to the thought processes of the left, they first claimed that Bush was taking everything Condi said as Gospel. Now they claim that she's nothing more than a mouthpiece for Bush. Go figure...
6. Our "stupid" President has been spending the last few days solidifying our position in South America and Mexico, while making statements of world impact along the way. This suggests to me that he is in such a "cat-bird" seat at the moment that he can afford to goof off with the Latin bloc for a week or so. Investing his political capital, wisely, as usual...
7. Our "stupid" President had the grace to make the most impressive and lauditory (albeit obligatory) speech given at the ridiculous ceremony celebrating the opening of the Clinton Library and Massage Parlor--the gross looking thing that resembles a double-wide trailer floating over a river, surpassing only that of his equally gracious father. Class.
8. Our "stupid" President still has plans to reform our national tax system and our Social Security system, and address other important domestic matters (which, by the way, were important, but should not have been factors in the decision on for whom to vote). I anxiously await more details on those issues.
9. Can anyone else recall when a newly re-elected second-term President ever took such dramatic and drastic steps so soon afterward?
10. Thank God our "stupid" President was re-elected. God bless him, his family, his staff, our wonderful republican form of government, and our dearly beloved country.
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