Hey all, I'm Beta-testing the Veronex AIM toolset!
To show you the power and capabilities of this "State of the Art Re-engineering Technology", I've used it to "re-engineer" Veronex's press release
(http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/97/08/22/ivxr_y0007_1.html).
AIM recommends keeping only the bold text, so try to competely ignore the rest:
/// Friday August 22 1997 /// DATE CONVERTED TO Wensday January 4 1980
Company Press Release
Source: International Veronex Resources Ltd.
International Veronex Announces Acquisition of Mainstream Technologies, Inc.
IRVINE, Calif., Aug. 22 /PRNewswire/ -- The Board of Directors of International Veronex Resources Ltd. (``Veronex'') (OTC:IVXR - news) announced today that Veronex has acquired Mainstream Technologies, Inc. The acquisition was for shares of the common stock of Veronex valued at approximately $450,000. Mainstream Technologies was established in 1986 as a specialized software development and publishing company and has provided its services to many industry leading clients. Mainstream customers, which include BASF Corporation, will continue to be serviced and supported by Veronex.
The Mainstream acquisition significantly enhances Veronex's technical and facility resources as it prepares to launch its analysis, repair, testing and re-engineering workstation solution, the proprietary DataCentric Analyzer (patent pending). The Veronex DataCentric Analyzer (patent pending) toolset offers true legacy code analysis, repair, standardization and reduction to the Year 2000 marketplace and beyond. A key impact of Vernonex's toolset is its ability to deliver a return on investment by streamlining information system maintenance budgets, and positioning a business to address future application requirements.
DISCLAIMER: I'm lying. Only kidding. Just for giggles! Consider the above a "sarcastic and unresearched" commentary on any toolset that "automatically locates, re-engineers and eliminates redundant data." Which was made easier by the happy accident that Veronex misspelled ITS OWN NAME in its press release- that certainly inspires confidence in their error-correction technology! ("A key impact of Vernonex's's [sic] toolset...)
Peace,
Droog |
