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Politics : Just the Facts, Ma'am: A Compendium of Liberal Fiction

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To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (22689)12/12/2004 9:33:36 AM
From: Carolyn  Read Replies (1) of 90947
 
You might be a redneck if. . .

it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God. . ."

you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.

you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

you bow your head when someone prays.

you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.

you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

you've never burned an American flag.

you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.

you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

you'd give your last dollar to a friend.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns
and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of them.
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