Yes we are, but I won't lick your face...
I have to tell a story about what happened today at the mall.
This was the most exciting shopping experience I've ever had, it even beat the time I bought six pair of shoes for $85 dollars, but moving on.
I was looking for a birthday gift for Stacie, yes we do have two birthdays in December, when I heard this SCREAMING coming from about 50 feet away from me, naturally, I went running over to cover the story from a shoppers perspective and what a story it was!
It took me about an hour to piece everything together and and after having conversations with about 10 people, this is what happened..sort of. This salesclerk got into an altercation with two women, a mother and daughter..mother about 40ish, daughter about 20ish...anyhow the salesclerk called for security,but they didn't show up in time for her. The mother somehow ended up on the floor (this part was never filled in) and the salesclerk ended up with her hair plants being torn out of her head by the daughter, (I think)...
The salesclerk was about 4'11" and 85 pounds both the mother and daughter could have made two of her. The daughter was screaming the "F" word at the salesclerk because her mother was on the floor and someone was doing something..(this part was never filled in either) the security finally showed up, an undercover guy who looked like in his spare time he worked as a McDonalds cook...
This other salesclerk led the poor beaten up salesclerk away as she was leaving a trial of hair plants on the floor.
About this time, the daughter started screaming the "F" word again because the McDonald guy put handcuffs on her mother..
A couple of minutes later, the salesclerk minus quite a few pieces of hair, came back with another woman just in time for the two HUGE security guards and an Atlanta policeman to finally show up. They relieved the McDonald cook and took the cuffs off the mother, but not before the daughter, was on her cell phone calling someone to report the incident and once again using the "F" word to this person on the cell phone..
The last I saw, they were all exchanging names.
I looked rather obvious hanging around the size 2 pants..so it was time for me to move on, without being able to fill in all the missing parts..
So exciting..a live Cops show at the mall, and I was a "sort of" witness, if you don't mind the missing parts of the story.
SO how was YOUR day? |
