So Blue Me!
Not to worry. With the Blue States in hand, the Democrats have firm
control of 80% of the world's fresh water, over 90% of our pineapple
and lettuce, 93% of the artichoke production, 95% of America's export
quality wines, 90% of all cheese production, most of the US
low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the
Ivy League and Seven Sister schools, plus Stanford, CalTech and MIT. We can
live simply but well.
The Red States, on the other hand, now have to cope with 88% of all
obese Americans (and their projected health care cost spike), 92% of
all US mosquitoes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, 100% of all
Televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the
University of Georgia. A high price to pay for controlling the
presidency. |
