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To: GUSTAVE JAEGER who wrote (14913)12/30/2004 6:41:01 AM
From: WWWWWWWWWW  Read Replies (3) of 20773
 
"Nice try but no cigar --and no earthquake!"

Right. So let's get this straight. The world according to Gus.

The United States planted a couple million nuclear bombs deep under the ocean southeast of Sumatra for the sole purpose of swamping some Asian beaches.

No matter that we could have basically wiped the globe clean by just dropping those bombs straight from airplanes. No, we had a much bolder plan... inject them into the ocean floor so we could take the Asian beachfronts by surprise on Christmas. Then, we'd cover it up afterwards with financial aid and pallets of bottled water. Are we clever or what.

We also paid off every seismographic station around the globe to get them to declare they didn't see the pattern of a nuclear explosion, but to get them to print out some bogus earthquake patterns for the press.

Sounds good to me. Puff Puff
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