.I am the worst poet.
.My alliterations are agony to any animal
.and my allusions are as ineffective as Caesar’s last cries for help
.	and similes just as.
.
.What is a rhetorical question?
.
.Metaphors are dragons
.that lick my heels with their fire
.as I scurry away.
.
.Iambic pentameter drives me insane
.
.	Haikus are evil
.	ever describing nature
.	forever and on
.
.But worst of all is the
.rhyming and timing
.and finding the right word.
.
.I am the worst poet, I will admit
.I don’t even know the
.meaning of enjambement
.
.or how to make my lines sound lyrical.
.
.I stink, I suck
.I’m not afraid to shout from the rooftops
.my heart hardly beating,
.
.	“I am the worst poet
.	I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading!”