Well, I definitely like the creativity of her J-rant.
"They have complexions like jerky, these junkies, and they jeopardize the group health. I mean, they are not very juicy!! They make little sense, talking about jabberwocky, with jaundiced, jaded attitudes, and their humor is quite juvenile. So I think they should be just jackhammered out of here, given the jackboot or however you want to say it. Hey, straight into the jailhouse with them--this is a jihad--and then we won't have to look at them anymore. Their jello butts don't fit into their jammies very well, either, now that I think about it, not a jazzy sight, so we should just jettison them, and they can take their old jalopies and their cheap, costume jewelry with them, and eat their jalapenos elsewhere. Is that clear!! I am not just jesting!!"
Not bad!
"BTW, do you have a nickname?"
You can call me WWWWW for short if you want. |
