Shameless is right !!!
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DSL woes
In fact, I was setting up a DSL connection tonight for a relative and managed to get home just nine minutes before the bell began tolling. I tried to do too many things at once, imbibing was involved, and left myself short of the mark.
All my excuses aside, your shameless autoposting at EXACTLY 12:00:00 is clearly the work of an Overlord, an Underlord would never make such an obvious move, it would at least be 12:00:01.
I have also figured out that the clock you have on the home page is fake, I had calculated a 19 to 22 second differential, if I had relied on my calculations instead of your fake "clock" I would have been first, oh yes, I would have been.
Enough of the griping about your underhanded grub <g>, I feel very good about this year, even if I didn't get the grub.
Happy New Year Dave.
Gersh (CFZ) gets Honourable Mention as the second poster to ring in the first five of this century, congratulations Gersh,
I am a distant third, three seconds early and thirteen seconds late, the only thing I deserve is a slap upside the head with a frozen fish and then I will feel free to continue imbibing. |
