Dom, I hate to admit this, but I got the bounty.
I didn't want to turn in poor Pluvia, but $5K... I mean, gee, that'll buy alot of beer.
Unfortunately, Westergaard didn't pay me in cash. Instead, I got warrants in a company called Swastika, Inc. (NASDAQ: SWTKA). They aren't excersizable until Nov.'99, but I just know they'll do well (The Daily Interpreter says so). SWTKA sells bumper stickers and toilet paper emblazened with (you guessed it) swastikas. Their company logo is Softest cross you've ever wiped your @ss with!
Since I now have a financial interest in this company doing well, I've started my own skin-head chapter in my local town (Ft Collins). Basically, I go round up high-school and junior high kids, we go beat the crap out of some d@mn dirty jew, then eat smores by the campfire. Sometimes I'll do their homework for them if they identify a SWTKA opponent on these threads.
Oh, well... you can see my life is busy. Hope all is going well for you.
~Mitch~
DISCLAIMER - The above post was fictional... please do not interpret it to mean that I'm an anti-semite or a moron. Thank you. |
