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Pastimes : REVOLUTION

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To: Jeff Jordan who wrote (17)1/7/2005 8:59:03 AM
From: Jeff Jordan   of 18
 
Happy NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

.....another year older, shooobie do ah ahhh..........

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New Years Resolution

(Parody of Revolution #2 by The Beatles)

I broke my New Years Resolution
Well you know
I really meant to change my ways
I broke my New Years Resolution
No self control
I couldn’t even last two days

I swore that I’d never sneak any more midnight snacks
Or masturbate, gamble or cheat on my income tax

But I did the dirty deed
And I had a late night feed
Even smoked a little weed

Broke every one of me damn resolutions. What can I do? I’m only human, you know. I’m up to four packs a day. I found myself rippin’ off the filters and smokin’ ‘em raw. Does anyone know where I can get a quart of gin this time of night? Are you gonna finish that chicken wing?
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