Jeez, I would have thought you'd see the humor in those items. :)
I went to a bit--not too much--of trouble to find them.
Keep smilin'.
You must really amuse those surly, pierced tattooed types at WF wherever it is you shop. :)
I can hear the conversations now:
"Hey, dude, here comes that lady again that stocks up on the melatonin--we'll have to order more again, she ought to buy that stuff wholesale at Sam's Club, as much as she gets."
"Word, dude."
"Lookit, she's getting the cruelty-free organic gorgonzola and the free range chicken, I guess I ought not to tell her the freezer wasn't working too well yesterday."
"Naw, dude, you'll get us all in trouble. Not a union shop, ya know."
"Meet you at MickeyD's for lunch."
"Deal, bro." |
