About. Quite enough to thoroughly kill you
Honestly, I would hate to be less than thoroughly killed!
Ya know kinda half killed is no picnic. No glory at all.
::conversation::
#1: Did you see that guy go flying across the Vegas strip last night in the seat from "Insanity the Ride?"
#2: Yep! He looked great right up until the end.
#1: Yeah the ending was a bummer. The way he died, I mean.
#2: Yeah, could you imagine coming to Vegas and having to die and then not doing it well in front of all the visitors?
#1: Well, he did die, but just not "good enough." He was, like I dunno, not quite thoroughly dead.
#2: Yeah, that's it! He had the nerve to die of a heart attack in flight, then landed in a fountain, dead. Not very spectacular. No sense of completion for such a debacle.
#1: Yeah, in order to be thoroughly dead, he should have plowed through the plate glass windows, a couple cars and a whole slew of people. The only things that should have been left were a pile of shredded metal and some strawberry looking jam stuff that would be him.
#2: Yeah man, THAT would be thoroughly and completely dead.
::pairs turns and walks off:: |
