How about a little humor injection... Just once in awhile.
> George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling to the
> Super Bowl by train. At the station, George and Laura buy a ticket each,
> and watch as Bill and Hillary by just one ticket. "How are you two going
> to travel on only one ticket?", asked George, astonished at what he is
> seeing. "Watch and learn." answers Hillary.
>
> They all boarded the train. George and Laura take their respective seats.
> Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet and close the door. Shortly
> afterwards, the train departs, and the conductor comes around collecting
> tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Tickets, please." The
> door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
> The conductor takes it and moves on. The Bushes see this happen and
> agrees that this is quite a clever idea. So on the return trip, the
> Bushes decide to try a similar plan.
>
> When George and Laura got back to the station for their return trip home,
> they saw the Clintons at the window buying a single ticket. To their
> astonishment, the Clintons noticed that the Bushes didn't buy any ticket
> at all. "Aren't you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a
> ticket?" the Clintons asked. "Watch and learn", answered Laura.
>
> When they board the train, the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet, and
> the Clinton's cram themselves into another toilet close by. Shortly after
> the train is on its way, George leaves his toilet and goes over to the
> toilet where the Clintons are hiding, knocks on the door and says,
> "Tickets, please."
>
> (And You're Still Trying To Figure Out How The Democrats Lost The
> Election?)
>
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