John Reed Stark Ph.D, a proud day for you. You have met the requirements of Domestique University and are hearby awarded a Ph.D. You have now put P.h.D after your good namee and join over 350 people that I have identified in SEC filings which have Diploma Mill Degrees.
People will think you are real smart, but we have know that for sometime. Now you will be on a level with Directors, CEO's and Promoters.
Domestique University a Household name you can trust
est. 2005
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Domestique University
Silicon Investor of Education
John Reed Stark Ph.D
having completed the necessary courses of study
and having satisfied all other requirements is hereby declared a
Doctor of SI-ology
Diploma Degree SEC Filing Management
summa cum laude
and is awarded this diploma
with all the honors and privileges pertaining thereto.
In testimony whereof the signatures of the Chairman of the Board of Trustees and the President of Domestique University
have been affixed this day, January, 19th 2005.
President
Chairman of the Board of Trustees
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Message #89433 from TheTruthseeker at 1/18/2005 7:49:31 PM
TheTruthseeker announces his own Diploma Mill "Domestique University".
"Earn a Ph.D today and use it on your WallStreet resume tommorow."
There needs to be a school that would be willing to grant diploma for this.
It is afterall. "Life Experience"!!!
Free Dipoma Mills Degree for anyone who asks. Use it after your SI alias so others think you are real smart. CEO's Directors of Major corporations also welcome.
SPECIAL CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS -
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND ADVANCED LEVEL OF THESE COURSES, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED. YOU ARE ADVISED TO REGISTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks,
Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of
Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls
and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry
Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5: After Dinner Dishes.
Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for
2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your
Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks,
Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.
Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with
looking in the right places instead of turning
the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not
harmful to your health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes Three nights; Monday,
Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.
Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while
she parallel parks?
Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between
Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing. Location and times to be announced.
Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing
Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours
beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies
Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM
for 2 hours.
Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be
determined.
Class 15: The Art of Laundry
This class is learn by doing only. Thursdays from 8-10 PM. Quizzes
between loads.
Class 16: Behold the Iron
Irons and distilled water provided. Bring your pile of shirts from
home. Wednesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined. |
