LOL! Bravely bold Sir MM, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir MM. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir MM! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir MM! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off, And his p___
MM: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads. MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out bravely taking to his feet MM: I never did! MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat MM: Oh, lie! MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Robin MM: I never! |