Happy Tue to all, Server's been down this AM - just got caught up.
Today's funny is:
And they said there's no great rewards for years of service as a civil
servant...
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he
arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family
there, who roundly and soundly congratulated him for his examplary service
and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The
folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by the strikingly beautiful
woman of the house in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand,
gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him
up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most
passionate love he ever experienced.
When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a
cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the
cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said,
"but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your
last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what
to give you. He said, "Screw him....Give him a dollar!"' The breakfast was
my idea."
**** So life goes on..... it ain't perfect, but attendance counts **** |
