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As another new feature on Crushkerry.com we have decided to issue the Judge Elihu Smails Award every week.
Who? Judge Elihu Smails, the character in the film Caddyshack who asks of the obnoxious but lovable Al Czervick (played by Rodney Dangerfield), “good Lord, what has this buffoon done now?”
As a special tribute to Judge Smails, every week we will issue this award to the biggest buffoon of the week … the person who, through his or her actions or public statements, has made a buffoon of themselves and everyone associated with them. Please note that since we slam Kerry on a daily basis, and he could win every week,he and his family are ineligible for this prestigeous award. We also ask Kerry Crushers to send in your nominations (no limits, so keep them coming). All we ask is that you tell us why you’re nominating the person, and include a link to any relevant stories.
Now seriously, this had to be the easiest week ever to pick this week's winner. Was there ever any doubt. Of course this week's award goes to Barbara "It's My Party and I'll Cry If I Want To" Boxer. This sister-in-law of Hillary Clinton is this week's unanimous choice for the Buffoon of the Week. Why? (Well, aside from the fact that it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes
Do we even have to explain? This embarrassing half-wit had the gall to actually sign onto a challenge made by her equally dim bulbed counterparts Maxine Waters and John Conyers which challenged the counting of Ohio's Electoral College votes. And to make it even funnier she cried at the press conference announcement. What, does this dried up raisinette have Patsy Schroeder on speed dial?
And just how many votes did this annoying menopausal shrew get from her fellow left wing loonies in the Senate? Um, "I'll Take 'Zero' for A Hundred Alex". As my partner Pat Hynes pointed out just how bad is it when Mark Dayton seems normal?
Showing that she has the intellectual capabilities of a garden variety doorknob Boxer was moved enough by obese low-budget filmmaker Michael Moore who said the Ohio results were "just not right". What he means by that is "my guy lost". But give Moore credit, the recounts did net Kerry about 400 votes, or only about .006% of what he needed to take the lead. Let's not forget, that Boxer is the mental midget who said "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God I'm still alive,'" U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer once declared. "But, of course, those who died - their lives will never be the same again."
But I guess we should be thankful that this dopey broad took a day off from trying to have more children killed. Boxer, as you may know is a leading advocate of partial birth infanticide, which is about the only thing she's bright enough to understand. If any of you can think of anything she has done worthwhile to the country, please let us know. We've found nothing.
This is one "Boxer" whose actions make it very likely she took one too many shots to the head. How else to explain her moon bat ways? But the only person happier that Boxer is getting this award is fellow Democratic Senator Patty Murray of Washington, who may have some competition for an award she's won or shared 4 times running - being voted the dumbest member of the Senate by staffers.
Past Winners:
Ted "I Killed a Woman Once" Kennedy
Eddie "UN Inspectors in Florida" Bernice Johnson
Kendrick "Johnny Soprano" Meek
Howard "The Terror Alerts Are Political" Dean
Bruce "I'm a Washed Up Bush Hater" Springsteen
Chrissy "I Squat To Pee" Matthews
Al "HE BETRAYED US!!!!!" Gore
Dan "What's The Forgery, Kenneth?" Rather
Joe "Allawi's a Puppet" Lockhart
Charlie "I Voted For the Draft-Before I Voted Against It" Rangel
Jimmy "The Revolutionary War Was Unnecessary" Carter
Walter "Rove Made the Bin Laden Tape" Cronkite and Bill "It's a Coup I Tell You" Moyers
Kofi "Don't Bother the Terrorists" Annan and Dustin "Let's Smell Their A$$es" Hoffman
John "I'm a Partisan Hack Pollster Whose Polling Was Good, Desptie All Evidence To The Contrary" Zogby
Jan "You Are All Stingy" Egelund
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