lol...did you sell his stocks at the high of the year as well?
brinks: customer service, may i help you?
soros: this is george soros, i need to place an order
brinks: yes sir, go ahead please
soros: sell 100K shares of BAC in my worldwide political influence account, and wire the proceeds to the DNC
brinks: well, the stock is 4 cents from its high, don't you want to hold out for the absolute high? i always sell my stocks at the high print of the year
soros: that's okay, i have an election to sway, i need to sell those shares right now
brinks: but sir, let me tell you about my good pick i had back in 1997, it went up 200%!!!
soros: that's great, but i need these shares sold right away, the stock just went down another penny, and bush is gaining in the fox news poll...i sure hate those fox news people, why can't everyone be liberal like me and cnn?
brinks: okay sir, i will put in your order, but when BAC hits a new high next week, i'm going to call you and remind you that i said you should hold...of course, if it goes down i will tell you in hindsight you should have sold yesterday
soros: that's great, just make sure you vote for john kerry, i don't want anyone else getting rich now that i'm rich, why should anyone else have the opportunities i had? (harrumph) |
