With you, maybe Burma Shave could make a comeback <G> ..........
Ben met Anna, made a hit, neglected shaving, Ben-Anna split - Burma Shave
Trains don't wander all over the map, 'cause nobody sits in the engineer's lap. - Burma Shave
She Kissed the hairbrush, by mistake. She thought it was her husband Jake. - Burma Shave
Don't lose your head to gain a minute, you need your head, your brains are in it. - Burma Shave
Drove too long, driver snoozing, what happened next, is not amusing. - Burma Shave
Brother speeder, let's rehearse, all together, good morning nurse. - Burma Shave
Cautious rider to her reckless dear, let's have less bull, and more steer. - Burma Shave
Speed was high, weather was not, tires were thin, X marks the spot. - Burma Shave
The midnight ride of Paul for beer, led to a warmer hemisphere. - Burma Shave
Around the curve, lickety split, beautiful car, wasn't it? - Burma Shave
No matter the price, no matter how new, the best safety device is you. - Burma Shave
A guy who drives a car wide open, is not think'in, just hop'in. - Burma Shave
At intersections, look each way, a harp sounds nice, but it's hard to play. - Burma Shave
Both hands on the wheel, eyes on the road, that's the skillfull driver's code. - Burma Shave
The one who drives while he's been drinking, depends on you to do his thinking. - Burma Shave
Car i a ditch, driver in tree, the moon was full, and so was he. - Burma Shave
Passing school zone, take it slow, let out little shavers grow. - Burma Shave |
