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Politics : GOPwinger Lies/Distortions/Omissions/Perversions of Truth
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To: fresc who wrote (37661)2/18/2005 4:39:37 PM
From: one_less  Read Replies (1) of 173976
 
The Bird and the Cow Crap

There was a little bird who became frozen in a sudden frost. The bird fell to the ground and to make matters worse a cow came by and crapped on the little bird. But the cow crap was warm and moist; so as it began to revive the little bird felt good and started to sing. A cat heard the bird's song and decided to investigate. The cat dug around in the cow crap, found the bird and ate it.

Moral to the story: It isn't always an enemy who craps on you and it isn't always a friend who gets you out of crap.

('Assassins' 1995)
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