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From: THE ANT2/25/2005 9:40:11 PM
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Ban(cock),Thailand. 2/25/05
Chicken Little was found dead today at age 66 in Thailand.(Fowl) play has been ruled out and it appears she was the latest victim of bird flu.Chicken Little had arrived in Thailand three days earlier on a mission to increase awareness of the seriousness of this disease.She had learned of the illness while surfing on a radical far right?far left? anti Greenspan bulletin board.When arriving in the airport in Thailand she was heard yelling “bird flu,bird flu its coming”interestingly this was interspurst with”its deflation,no inflation,its inflation no deflation”Friends say she was severely depressed since finding this web site but suicide was ruled out.
A bottle of Tamiflu was found in the hotel room and it appears she was taking this but Thai officials say it appears to have been a replica of Tamiflu made in China.Thai officials said this Chinese imitation can be had for about 10 cents a pill and they marvel that the Chinese can make any money when their input costs are so high.Chinese officials were asked to comment and said “we respect all patents”They were heard saying to one another “10 cents invested in US Treasuries brings in a lot in interest over two thousand years, we Chinese think in long terms”
Her family was contacted and said “at least she was no longer talking about the sky falling,at least she had some relief”They also note that while touring the Thai zoo the day before she accidently walked through the bars in the tiger cage “she would have been killed by the tigers anyway if the flu hadn’t got them”.Her brother says they will now sell her house in Orange County California “Its only a Chicken Coup he said but there is already a line forming and it should go for 500K.
An attempt to contact Henry Niman was made but all tries only lead to his website.On hearing the news Greenspan stated he was ready to open the liquidity gates if this affected investor confidence. President Bush was contacted and said Chicken Little was a true American heroine even though she was a Democrat and a Nah Bob of Negativism.He expressed confidence that the bulletin board that caused all this trouble could be closed by the new indecency regulations.
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